She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't deserve a penis
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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