She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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