Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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