Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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