we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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