Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
