I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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