I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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