one two three fourrrrnication!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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