see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just had sex on a roof
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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