i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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