babies were throwing up all over the place
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Do vagina's smell?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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