Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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