is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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