I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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