It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
