4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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