we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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