I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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