I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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