Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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