You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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