we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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