oh god the rape fog is back!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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