sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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