we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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