Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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