You really coming over, don't trick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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