I think im going to throw up on grandma
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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