that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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