ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
