after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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