Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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