I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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