she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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