I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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