you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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