You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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