some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We were destined to go to rehab together
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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