I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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