I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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