brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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