I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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