My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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