all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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