peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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