we should wear snuggies to the strip club
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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