The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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