oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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