jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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