you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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