she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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