a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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