i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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